You say there’s a new Corona Virus? Well, better hoard toilet paper before it’s gone! You say some moron tried to do a power slide with a tanker in the Suez? Hold on to your asses… no more toilet paper! Global warming? Toilet paper. Fires, floods, earth quakes??? Toilet Paper!
We are a failed species if the immediate impact of any disaster, natural, or man-made is a sudden, crippling toilet paper drought. Thank God for out-dated die-hard rags like the NYT and The Globe!
